im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I am spending my child support on dildos
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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