i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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