His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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