Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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