We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
FUCK WHALES
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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