Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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