Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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