Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
