Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's great music for shaving your balls
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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