Someone shit on the floor
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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