Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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