I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You were trust falling into bushes
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