Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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