is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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