Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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