Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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