those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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