I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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