Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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