return my video game
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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