i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
