He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
