At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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