Do you still have your period?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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