My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it hurts more in the daytime
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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