I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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