how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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