Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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