It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize