We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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