i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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