just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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