school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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