All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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