Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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