CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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