did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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