Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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