Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This is my gift to your gina
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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