Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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