He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I wear drunk well.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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