32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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