He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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