My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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