Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Drunk is not a location!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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