Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So squirting runs in the family.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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