if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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