i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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