i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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