id be glad to
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
