Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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