Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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