what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The best revenge is premature balding
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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