Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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