I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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