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(440): View more from Ohio

made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.

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(240): View more from Maryland

so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend

(301): View more from Maryland

1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.

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(408): View more from California

my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck

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(510): View more from California

Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?

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