so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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