I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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