like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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